Funny Music Memes Funny Audio Engineer Memes
Some of the best (worst) jokes, dad jokes, puns and memes about Sound Engineering.
Sound guy jokes, audio engineering memes, sound tech memes and mixing memes.
Sound Engineering Memes
Sound Engineers Jokes
Why do sound guys say "Check, One Two, One Two"? Because on three, you have to lift!
How many freelance sound recordists does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, and five to stand around saying "I was offered that job."
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A Flat Miner!
How many sound mixers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only after the airplane is gone.
How tall is a sound mixer? I don't know, I've never seen one stand up!
Difference between a toilet and a sound mixer? A toilet only has to take crap from one a$$hole at a time!
What is the difference between a producer and a chimpanzee? It's scientifically proven that chimpanzees are able to communicate with humans!
Why is a concert grand better than a studio upright? It makes a bigger kaboom! when dropped off a cliff!
More Jokes
Where do Sound Engineers go on holiday?? Patch Bay.
What do you call a musician without a girl friend? homeless.
What's the frequency Kenneth? Everybody Hz
How many music producers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know what do you think?
When setting up complex mic arrays it's important to get everything at the same height. I use a drummer, when the stage is level the drool comes out both corners of his mouth.
A musician sitting at the doctors : "You only have one month left to live." – "Yes, but from what??"
How does a sound tech say good bye? "Audios!"
He's not stereotypical. He's surroundotypical.
Why Does a music producer call his first child 'bass'?because no one will complain when he drops it.
Q. What's the difference between a sound engineer and a toilet?
A. A toilet only has to take sh*t from one a$$h*le at a time…
Q. How many sound engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1. "Sorry dude, I don't do lights, just sound…"
Even More Sound Engineer Jokes
I meet a lot of people as a travelling sound engineer for concerts in Europe. I have a friend who's Ukrainian. I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
If you're having any kind of problem, ask an audio engineer They always give sound advice
What do sound engineers say when they leave? Audios
My audio engineer messed up my tracks. He's gonna get a lot of FLAC for it.
Why do audio engineers only count to 2? Because you lift on 3.
I know a woman who has a fetish for audio engineers. She's obsessed with aural sex.
How come the sine wave didn't see the compressor coming? Because it had a quick attack!
Why did the waveform go to the dentist? Because he had a sawtooth!
Why did the man buy Cubase? Because he had no Reason or Logic
How can you tell the Sound Guy's kid at the playground? A: Theyre the one sitting off to the side watching everyone else have fun.
How many Lighting techs does it take to change a light bulb? LAMP! IT'S CALLED A LAMP, WHAT ARE YOU NEW?!!
Why is lighting truss made out of aluminum? So it doesn't rust while everyone waits for it to get off of the ground.
"You couldn't mix a drink." and "You couldn't patch a quilt."
What's the difference between god and a sound engineer? God doesn't think he's a sound engineer.
Whats the difference between a sound person and a mutual fund? A mutual fund eventually matures and makes some money
How tall is a sound guy? I don't know, never saw one standing up
What do you call a sound guy with a condom in his pocket? An optimist!
Interviews with Sound Engineers
FOH Engineer Garry Brown (Phish, Trey Anastasio Band, Oysterhead)
Behind the Live Sound of Coldplay with Daniel Green
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Dave Rat FOH Engineer
Jay Rigby – QOTSA Audio
Source: https://mixingaband.com/audio-sound-engineer-jokes-and-memes/
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